Needs to be funny.

What precise verbs could you use to make your sentence more interesting?

How does the author create effect by using words? (make it interesting)

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Brainstorm

What is dad good at?

What can you compare him with? Similies

adjectives

Special words are in bold.

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Apostrophe

Is it a contraction? "He's"

Is it a name "Bob's"

Examples of Similes

Similes can be found just about anywhere; from the printed word to oral conversation; in language, literature, and music. A simile is an analogy that compares two things that are alike in one way. To help you identify a simile, know that the words “like” or “as” are always used.
Well-known similes are:

“cute as a kitten,” comparing the way someone looks to the way a kitten looks
“as busy as a bee” comparing someone’s level of energy to a fast-flying bee
"as snug as a bug in a rug" comparing someone who is very cozy to how comfortable a bug can be in a rug
"as happy as a clam" comparing someone's happiness to the contentment of a clam
"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get." comparing the uncertainty of life to the uncertainty of choosing a chocolate from a box
"as agile as a monkey" implying someone can move as well as a monkey does
"as black as coal" comparing the color of something dark to the very-dark coal color
"as blind as a bat" indicating that the person cannot see any better than a bat can

Similes Add Depth to Language

Similes can make our language more descriptive and enjoyable. Writers, poets, and songwriters make use of similes often to add depth and emphasize what they are trying to convey to the reader or listener. Similes can be funny, serious, mean, or creative.
Following are some examples of similes:

My love is like a red, red rose.
You were as brave as a lion.
They fought like cats and dogs.
He is as funny as a barrel of monkeys.
This house is as clean as a whistle.
He is as strong as an ox.
Your explanation is as clear as mud.
Watching the show was like watching grass grow.
That is as easy as shooting fish in a barrel.
This contract is as solid as the ground we stand on.
That guy is as nutty as a fruitcake.
Don’t just sit there like a bump on a log.
That went over like a lead balloon.
They are as different as night and day.
She is as thin as a toothpick.
Last night, I slept like a log.
This dress is perfect because it fits like a glove.
They wore jeans, which made me stand out like a sore thumb.
My love for you is a deep as the ocean.
I am so thirsty, that my throat is as dry as a bone.
As bold as brass
As bright as a button
As shiny as a new pin
As cold as ice
As common as dirt
As cool as a cucumber
As hard as nails
As hot as hell
As innocent as a lamp
A large as life
A light as a feather
As tall as a giraffe
As tough as nails
As white as a ghost
As sweet as sugar
As sure as death and taxes